Don’t Think Too Much About It

You can write this stuff, but you can’t say it.

Failure Analysis: BLACK ADAM

Confidently staying on just this side of the Nice List, I nevertheless must feel pretty confident, taking all those shots at establishment figures from marvel and DC and pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and whatnot.

I SAID… “Matt Frewer is a genius.”

What was your first TV heartbreak? The show that got cancelled before you really knew how things worked? MAX HEADROOM. I could have watched ten years of that.

No Sears Christmas Catalog? You Will Miss Civilization When It Vanishes Like Something Wicked Ephemeral

A lot of people ask me to write an advice column. I'm not sure they are being careful about what they're wishing for.

We’re talking, and “the Poor Man’s Jennifer Lawrence” Comes Up

Now I'm trying to figure out who the "poor man's Jennifer Lawrence" might be. Dakota Fanning? Emma Stone? Too delicate, too sturdy? Also, the "poor...

Rob Liefeld Will Take a Pic With You For Forty Bucks

The future is what we make it. But, no. Not that Terminator. You'd think Rob would have drawn Arnold at some point.

You Only Need to Know What Kevin Feige Knows

This is the one where I kind of go off the deep end and basically call Kevin Feige some kind of Evil Jesus.

The Autumn Wind is a Cardinal; find out how!

"When you've got something to prove, there's nothing greater than a challenge." –Terry Bradshaw

You Goddamn Nerds Ruin Everything

I don’t even know what is going on anymore, because the jerks and the opportunists have taken over everything and you all are arguing about the CG in BLACK WIDOW and what you’re going to do with your hardcover copies of HARRY POTTER.

The John Price Commemorative Friday Top Five™ By Larry Young on a Monday

Five or six or seven things pop culture nerds should stop writing on social media RIGHT NOW.

I’m Not Moving to Burbank to Showrun This But You Should Hire Rick Austin, Who Lives in Studio City, Marvel

Explanation is joke murder, sure, but the kids also need the context.

AI Artwork Isn’t Going to Replace Anybody, So Calm Down

Using alternative means to make art hasn’t replaced artists yet, and Skynet isn’t going to replace Banksy anytime soon.

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