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Star Trek: Harold and Kumar go to the Enterprise

Serious Star Trek Podcast
So, um... yeah.I mean, I get it. A teen comedy riff with an Ocean's 11 excuse.Sure, they've admitted they are creatively bereft and not...
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… Immortals?

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Okay, so we have done The Cell, and we have done The Fall, and if you have been following along, you know I have...
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Intriguing Backstory We Absolutely Do Not Need, and, is Frankly Insulting the Audience with its Obviousness

Serious Star Trek Podcast
For fuck's sake, it was announced SNW is introducing nine year old David Marcus because why wouldn't you if you're an old white guy...
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… The Fall?

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Okay, let's jump into the second of the Tarsem films I love.  I wrote about The Cell a little while back, and I talked...
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… The Cell?

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So this one's going to be a little different in terms of why I picked this movie to write about. I mean, I thought...
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… Mandy?

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Let's do a quick recap of why I do this. I was always a big fan of the movies, and watching them was always...
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… 8MM?

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So I am trying my best to crank through as many of these reviews as I can, to have a book three for San...
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… Session 9?

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Here is an interesting start to this film review: back when I was younger, I think 14, maybe 15 years old, my buddy Joey...
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… Jennifer 8?

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I recall this Friday pretty clearly. I am a freshman in high school, and me and 2 of my  friends are going to go...
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… The Perfect Weapon?

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Okay, I want to talk about a window of time that I think about a lot. Early 1991. The action movie landscape at that...
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… BLACK RAIN?

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There are two kinds of Ridley Scott movies. There are the ones everybody talks about forever. Alien. Blade Runner. Gladiator. And then there are...
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Let STAR TREK be STAR TREK

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Friend of the show Eli Schwab and I were talking on the Electronic Arguing Machine about the latest STAR TREK trailer for Season Four...
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I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.
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Acting powerhouse Tatiana Maslany and her seventeen Emmys for ORPHAN BLACK sell a dopey concept immediately.
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The Seven Best Movies You Have Never Seen

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Of course you have seen these. ARMAGEDDON, at least. I just haven't given you something to read for a while. Mimi's on a business trip, so... here.
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Wait! Have You Not Seen Ford Fairlane?

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I am the guy who wrote the past two reviews of flicks I think you should see. I worked in a video store so I think my opinion means something...
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“57 Channels and Nothin’ On” Doesn’t Make Sense in the Streaming Environment and You Have No Excuse, Marina Koren

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So, here it is, in yet another article exploring...
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The Sandman Isn’t Cancelled, and it Isn’t #1 on the Entire Planet, Either

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This kind of runaway “alternative facts” nonsense is why humans are circling the drain, you know.