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Movies

Wait! Have You Not Seen… eXistenZ?

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That up-and-down case thing ThE KiDs do WiTh TheiR tYpIng sTarTeD HeRe, DiDn't it?
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Recent Judgments

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Wait! Have You Not Seen… Good Burger?

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“Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?” “I like to have dinner every night.”
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… DISORDERLIES?

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“Okay now, there were sixteen chocolate cakes in that refrigerator. Where are they?”
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… BEOWULF?

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Two in one day? I guess that's just how Steve rolls.
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… GLEAMING THE CUBE?

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The title refers to an abstract phrase that basically means achieving the ultimate level of something, according to Christian Slater. OK: I buy it.
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… SNEAKERS

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Steve's back with Robert Redford and Ben Kingsley, but not Angelina Jolie. That's the other one.
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… Mom & Dad Save the World

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Teri Garr, Jon Lovitz, free on Tubi? Maybe Randall needs to see this one next.
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Wait! Have you have not seen…ZARDOZ?

Movies
Steve returns with what will quite possibly be the first article of the VOLUME II collection.
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Larry Young -

Meh

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Please stop flinging this crap at us.
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clickety-clack clack ding

Babbling
Superman is easy; writing him is hard... of you have no idea why the concept works.
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LOWER DECKS? Not Until My Kid Gets Home

Movies
Sorry, it's a rumination. Again. This one's about adaptations using DUNE as an excuse.
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Report from the Trenches; Five Yards at a Time

Babbling
If you've been following Walker's gridiron updates, here's the report on the first league game of senior year, Smokey.
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An Open Letter to Colin Kaepernick

Babbling
So everyone loves you, Kap, especially around here. Trying to bring attention to the plight, you know? It's a good thing, bringing the attention...
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Welcome to Dork Court

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I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.
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This kind of runaway “alternative facts” nonsense is why humans are circling the drain, you know.

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