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Randall Finally Watched… SICARIO

“At the end, you will understand."

Wait! Have You Not Seen… The Toxic Avenger 2?

Steve writes his long-awaited love letter to Uncle Lloyd.

Wait! Have You Not Seen… Ravenous?

Man, dropping the Donner Party at the end blows the whole thing, STEVE.

Wait! Have You Not Seen… Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame?

Steve talks me in to a movie I would never have watched, and, honestly, isn't that what he does best?

Wait! Have You Not Seen… The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?

You haven't seen HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE? Let Steve spell it out for you because I'm not talking to you until you do.

Wait! Have You Not Seen… NEW JACK CITY

“I don't have time for this, man. This is a war out here.”

Wait! Have You Not Seen… eXistenZ?

That up-and-down case thing ThE KiDs do WiTh TheiR tYpIng sTarTeD HeRe, DiDn't it?

Wait! Have You Not Seen… DISORDERLIES?

“Okay now, there were sixteen chocolate cakes in that refrigerator. Where are they?”

Wait! Have You Not Seen… GLEAMING THE CUBE?

The title refers to an abstract phrase that basically means achieving the ultimate level of something, according to Christian Slater. OK: I buy it.

Wait! Have You Not Seen… Mom & Dad Save the World

Teri Garr, Jon Lovitz, free on Tubi? Maybe Randall needs to see this one next.

Wait! Have you have not seen…ZARDOZ?

Steve returns with what will quite possibly be the first article of the VOLUME II collection.

LOWER DECKS? Not Until My Kid Gets Home

Sorry, it's a rumination. Again. This one's about adaptations using DUNE as an excuse.

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