Randall Finally Watched… SICARIO

“At the end, you will understand."

Randall Finally Watched… SICARIO

“At the end, you will understand."

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"I can't believe the show turned out to be bullshit, though," says viewer of latest episode of STAR TREK: BULLSHIT" –– the hero Ciaran McNulty

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Randall Finally Watched… SICARIO

“At the end, you will understand."

Flying is My Happy Place

"I can't believe the show turned out to be bullshit, though," says viewer of latest episode of STAR TREK: BULLSHIT" –– the hero Ciaran McNulty

“Four and a Half Vulcans” is… I dunno… About Four Vulcans Too Many

Captain Pike really threw up his hands and grabbed his temples and said IT'S A DRY HEAT; HOT ENOUGH FOR YA in conversational equivalent. Is this a thing a starship captain would say? I submit to you it is not.

Randall Finally Watched… SICARIO

“At the end, you will understand."

Flying is My Happy Place

"I can't believe the show turned out to be bullshit, though," says viewer of latest episode of STAR TREK: BULLSHIT" –– the hero Ciaran McNulty

“Four and a Half Vulcans” is… I dunno… About Four Vulcans Too Many

Captain Pike really threw up his hands and grabbed his temples and said IT'S A DRY HEAT; HOT ENOUGH FOR YA in conversational equivalent. Is this a thing a starship captain would say? I submit to you it is not.
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Randall Finally Watched… SICARIO

“At the end, you will understand."

The One Where Ross and Rachel Think What the Hell Was THAT

Good, but... what?

Flying is My Happy Place

"I can't believe the show turned out to be bullshit, though," says viewer of latest episode of STAR TREK: BULLSHIT" –– the hero Ciaran McNulty

“Four and a Half Vulcans” is… I dunno… About Four Vulcans Too Many

Captain Pike really threw up his hands and grabbed his temples and said IT'S A DRY HEAT; HOT ENOUGH FOR YA in conversational equivalent. Is this a thing a starship captain would say? I submit to you it is not.

“What Is Starfleet”?!? Come on, Secret Hideout; let Bartlet be Barlet

What is Starfleet? It's the friends we made along the way.

I dunno; I guess it’s a weird feeling to be excited that the last episode was just… fine.

In which we still can't find a safe space within the narrative because it's all so not STAR TREK and a little too much Alex Kurtzman for me to ever be able to put on my STAR TREK pajamas, pour a sifter of tranya, and relax. Work it out, Skydance.

OK, They Found a Strange, New World But They Absolutely Did Not Go Boldly and, In Fact, Didn’t Even Have an A Story with...

Sigh. Write a good character, somebody engaging, happy to be there, no tragic backstory... and then kill them.

As Per My Previous Email

Look, I'm going to keep writing this article until they smarten up, which, as I'm sure you're all aware, is when the Secret Hideout contract is up.

Message for Your Mother? Yes; Tell Her, the Last Two Episodes Were… Fine

Don't worry; it'll all be over before you know it.

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Randall Finally Watched… SICARIO

“At the end, you will understand."

Flying is My Happy Place

"I can't believe the show turned out to be bullshit, though," says viewer of latest episode of STAR TREK: BULLSHIT" –– the hero Ciaran McNulty

“Four and a Half Vulcans” is… I dunno… About Four Vulcans Too Many

Captain Pike really threw up his hands and grabbed his temples and said IT'S A DRY HEAT; HOT ENOUGH FOR YA in conversational equivalent. Is this a thing a starship captain would say? I submit to you it is not.

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Randall Finally Watched… SICARIO

“At the end, you will understand."

Flying is My Happy Place

"I can't believe the show turned out to be bullshit, though," says viewer of latest episode of STAR TREK: BULLSHIT" –– the hero Ciaran McNulty

“Four and a Half Vulcans” is… I dunno… About Four Vulcans Too Many

Captain Pike really threw up his hands and grabbed his temples and said IT'S A DRY HEAT; HOT ENOUGH FOR YA in conversational equivalent. Is this a thing a starship captain would say? I submit to you it is not.

“What Is Starfleet”?!? Come on, Secret Hideout; let Bartlet be Barlet

What is Starfleet? It's the friends we made along the way.

Randall Finally Watched… SICARIO

“At the end, you will understand."
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Randall Finally Watched… SICARIO

“At the end, you will understand."

Flying is My Happy Place

"I can't believe the show turned out to be bullshit, though," says viewer of latest episode of STAR TREK: BULLSHIT" –– the hero Ciaran McNulty

“Four and a Half Vulcans” is… I dunno… About Four Vulcans Too Many

Captain Pike really threw up his hands and grabbed his temples and said IT'S A DRY HEAT; HOT ENOUGH FOR YA in conversational equivalent. Is this a thing a starship captain would say? I submit to you it is not.

“What Is Starfleet”?!? Come on, Secret Hideout; let Bartlet be Barlet

What is Starfleet? It's the friends we made along the way.
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