Today's Judgment

Wait! Have You Not Seen… Ravenous?

Man, dropping the Donner Party at the end blows the whole thing, STEVE.

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Man, nobody is down with nuance, any more.
Few new eyeballs today; here's the top ten articles you should read to get the vibe, here... at DORK COURT.
This kid is crushing it.
I'm actually with Steve on this one: I can't believe you haven't seen this. Randall Armstrong probably hasn't seen it.
Remember how I always said I'd ride this show in to the heart of the sun? I guess, but not in public. What a yawnfest.

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