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"I can't believe the show turned out to be bullshit, though," says viewer of latest episode of STAR TREK: BULLSHIT" –– the hero Ciaran McNulty
Captain Pike really threw up his hands and grabbed his temples and said IT'S A DRY HEAT; HOT ENOUGH FOR YA in conversational equivalent. Is this a thing a starship captain would say? I submit to you it is not.
What is Starfleet? It's the friends we made along the way.
In which we still can't find a safe space within the narrative because it's all so not STAR TREK and a little too much Alex Kurtzman for me to ever be able to put on my STAR TREK pajamas, pour a sifter of tranya, and relax. Work it out, Skydance.
Sigh. Write a good character, somebody engaging, happy to be there, no tragic backstory... and then kill them.
Look, I'm going to keep writing this article until they smarten up, which, as I'm sure you're all aware, is when the Secret Hideout contract is up.
Steve writes his long-awaited love letter to Uncle Lloyd.
Man, dropping the Donner Party at the end blows the whole thing, STEVE.
Steve talks me in to a movie I would never have watched, and, honestly, isn't that what he does best?
You haven't seen HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE? Let Steve spell it out for you because I'm not talking to you until you do.
“I don't have time for this, man. This is a war out here.”

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