Today's Judgment

Wait! Have You Not Seen… Ravenous?

Man, dropping the Donner Party at the end blows the whole thing, STEVE.

Recent Judgments

I am the guy who wrote the past two reviews of flicks I think you should see. I worked in a video store so I think my opinion means something...

Hot Roddenberry

The crew continues their mission to enjoy science fiction in a golden age of entertainment options.
You don't have to choose BETWEEN Coke and Pepsi; enjoy both if you want to. Rampant streaming consumption isn't a zero-sum game.

400 Quatloos!

Reunited and it feels so good. The crew returns to talk about the latest in Sci-Fi shenanigans, as you like them!
Okay Larry, I will do another one. Thank you for reading the last one and I assure you I will try to ramble less. Wait; you posted that to the site?
I don’t even know what is going on anymore, because the jerks and the opportunists have taken over everything and you all are arguing about the CG in BLACK WIDOW and what you’re going to do with your hardcover copies of HARRY POTTER.
Five or six or seven things pop culture nerds should stop writing on social media RIGHT NOW.

The Final Frontier?

Hollywood big shot producer Rick Austin joins the Serious Star Trek team and talks about the William Shatner Roast, BIG PICTURE SPECIAL EDITION, and doesn't mention Ron Jeremy once.
Steve Uchrin Joins the Court with this look at Three O’Clock High.
“Oh, LOWER DECKS, how I’ve missed you.” — Chris Saguisag
This kind of runaway “alternative facts” nonsense is why humans are circling the drain, you know.
Three guys sitting around solving everything.

Welcome to Dork Court

I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.

Popular Judgments

Shulkie is All We Byrne Fans Hoped For

Acting powerhouse Tatiana Maslany and her seventeen Emmys for ORPHAN BLACK sell a dopey concept immediately.

The Seven Best Movies You Have Never Seen

Of course you have seen these. ARMAGEDDON, at least. I just haven't given you something to read for a while. Mimi's on a business trip, so... here.

Wait! Have You Not Seen Ford Fairlane?

I am the guy who wrote the past two reviews of flicks I think you should see. I worked in a video store so I think my opinion means something...

The Sandman Isn’t Cancelled, and it Isn’t #1 on the Entire Planet, Either

This kind of runaway “alternative facts” nonsense is why humans are circling the drain, you know.