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Star Trek: Harold and Kumar go to the Enterprise

So, um... yeah.I mean, I get it. A teen comedy riff with an Ocean's...

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Pretty deep dive on stardates.
Speaking of conspiracy theories, notice how all the glowing pre-release press hit all the same talking points? Price did, and spelled it out for you.
Well, those next four episodes better be amazing or my list of untrustworthy critics is going to grow three sizes that day.
Hey, I'm Data, but I got my Lore face on! Remember that time they ripped off WRATH OF KHAN for the third time?
Price didn't mind it as much as I did, and he called plot points as they happened. That guy is a Trekkie, I don't know if you know.
As usual, sorry for all the cussin' and taking of the Lord's name in vain, and whatnot, but... sigh. Forget it, Jake; it's Chinatown.
We spent a long time on UFO for a show that is three guys talking about STAR TREK. Also, I tell Price he looks like Paul bettany.
Price has got something to say about PICARD.
A blast from the past, where I am 100% on-record about Alan McElroy running STAR TREK.
You can write this stuff, but you can’t say it.
John Price's seminal piece setting right what once went wrong is enjoying new life in its evergreen, if not omega, glory.

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