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Star Trek: Harold and Kumar go to the Enterprise

So, um... yeah.I mean, I get it. A teen comedy riff with an Ocean's...

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Confidently staying on just this side of the Nice List, I nevertheless must feel pretty confident, taking all those shots at establishment figures from marvel and DC and pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and whatnot.

DIE HARD: THE MUSICAL

'Tis the season, of course, for all the Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie or Not? discussions and we all started talking about Hamilton...
Hi, all. Sorry it has been a hot minute since I wrote one of these, but, back in the swing of things, I have...
So, here it is, in yet another article exploring just how creatively bereft the kids are nowadays, and how their nonsense actively makes a...
Dr. John was on an off-planet mission and Dantron and I kept the lights on. Larry really feels badly he continues to not like...
What was your first TV heartbreak? The show that got cancelled before you really knew how things worked? MAX HEADROOM. I could have watched ten years of that.
A lot of people ask me to write an advice column. I'm not sure they are being careful about what they're wishing for.

Boba Fett-ish?

Price loves non-Kurtzman STAR TREK, Dan talks about global nuclear disarmament, and Larry just literally can't believe you can buy STAR TREK uniforms for...
In a first for Steve, he absolutely guarantees if you buy this flick on DVD and you don't think it's worth two dollars, he wants you to SEND HIM THE BILL.
I said to Paulett Sutton I could write "Zack Snyder is a genius" and people would freak. #TeamLarry, or #TeamPaulett?
Now I'm trying to figure out who the "poor man's Jennifer Lawrence" might be. Dakota Fanning? Emma Stone? Too delicate, too sturdy? Also, the "poor...
This and TOMBSTONE were the two movies Steve and Mark couldn't believe I hadn't seen yet. I encourage you to read this and then do so.

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