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Wait! Have You Not Seen… Ravenous?

Steve Uchrin -
Man, dropping the Donner Party at the end blows the whole thing, STEVE.
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Steve Uchrin -

Wait! Have You Not Seen This? Middle of November Edition

Movies
Steve Uchrin returns to slap some sense into you. What?
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Jack LesCamela -

Ladies and Gentlemen, Jack LesCamela:

Movies
I was going to write a bit about this but Jack already did, and much more eloquently and well-informed than I would have. And with less swearing.
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Larry Young -

Man Wears a Mask; His Face Then Grows to Fit It

Making
So let's just count this as a costume post.
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Larry Young -

Public Domain: But Not That Channel Zero Backmatter Book We Published; Real Public Domain

Collecting
“Sorry, we didn’t read your contract going into these negotiations. We thought we owned it.”
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Well, THIS is Happening

Making
Reading these over and preparing for publication, I find these these things are much, much more legit than I remember. Way to go, much younger Larry.
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Season Five of REBELS is off to a Fantastic Start

Television
Well, those first two episodes of Ahsoka sure did have all the Star Wars in it, didn't it? ... I do like that the 2022 Star Wars book Brotherhood actually...
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Three S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents Walk Into a Bar…

Television
Once again, Larry Young, agent of SHIELD (first in-universe appearance: Cable #60) and national security expert and SHIELD counsel Brad Moss join Peter Parker's...
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I Did It As a Warning to The Other Carts

Making
Things I start that stick always seem to happen in the middle of its month. Anyway, happy first anniversary, Dork Court.
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I Came For the Strange New Worlds, Not the Same Old Tropes

Television
Look, remember that episode of THE BEAR where the sandwich shop got a C and it fired everybody up? This is like that.
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Snakes. Why’d It Have To Be Snakes?

Television
I'd have probably liked this nonsense if it wasn't a musical.
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Incoming transport. Incoming transport.

Television
After spending a week in San Diego at the big con, we somehow missed two episodes but saw the LOWER DECKS crossover four times. Multiverse!
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It’s not Hollywood’s Fault; it’s not James Gunn’s, nor Harrison Ford’s. It’s yours.

Babbling
There's an earthquake fault running right through Hollywood. It's not the fault's fault, either.
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I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.
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