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Wait! Have You Not Seen… Ravenous?

Steve Uchrin -
Man, dropping the Donner Party at the end blows the whole thing, STEVE.
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Larry Young -

LARRY vs. STAR TREK: ENOUGH with the Jennifer Lopez

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Well, those next four episodes better be amazing or my list of untrustworthy critics is going to grow three sizes that day.
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Larry Young -

Serious Star Trek: Episode 54

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Hey, I'm Data, but I got my Lore face on! Remember that time they ripped off WRATH OF KHAN for the third time?
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John Price -

STP S3 E1: <Insert 45 minute riff from the TNG Soundtrack>

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Price didn't mind it as much as I did, and he called plot points as they happened. That guy is a Trekkie, I don't know if you know.
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Larry Young -

LARRY vs. STAR TREK: PICARD S3E1 is Exactly What You Feared and Not a Bit of What You Had Hoped

Serious Star Trek Podcast
As usual, sorry for all the cussin' and taking of the Lord's name in vain, and whatnot, but... sigh. Forget it, Jake; it's Chinatown.
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Larry Young -

Serious Star Trek: Episode 53

Serious Star Trek Podcast
We spent a long time on UFO for a show that is three guys talking about STAR TREK. Also, I tell Price he looks like Paul bettany.
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John Price -

3 Things I Want From Star Trek Picard S3

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Price has got something to say about PICARD.
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Larry Young -

Larry Versus STAR TREK #52, November 5, 2020

Television
A blast from the past, where I am 100% on-record about Alan McElroy running STAR TREK.
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Larry Young -

Don’t Think Too Much About It

Babbling
You can write this stuff, but you can’t say it.
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John Price -

The U.S.S. Enterprise’s Arrowhead, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Truth

Television
John Price's seminal piece setting right what once went wrong is enjoying new life in its evergreen, if not omega, glory.
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Walker Young -

AI GENERATED WRITER

Making
It’s okay, fellow writers, AI is only taking artists' jobs.
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Larry Young -

Failure Analysis: BLACK ADAM

Babbling
Confidently staying on just this side of the Nice List, I nevertheless must feel pretty confident, taking all those shots at establishment figures from marvel and DC and pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and whatnot.
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Larry Young -

DIE HARD: THE MUSICAL

Movies
'Tis the season, of course, for all the Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie or Not? discussions and we all started talking about Hamilton...
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Welcome to Dork Court

Larry Young -
I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.
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